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be quiet if you must
but as long as you have their attention,
you might as well be loud
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psyducked:

I’m crying tears of both amusement and horror

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“ Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation ”

Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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anomalousnovice:

smellsliketime:

This is what i’m doing in my photoshop class.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

LOLOLOLOLOL

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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where is Kasia right now?

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6 gifs of: Uzumaki Naruto | Sage Mode.

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