I’m crying tears of both amusement and horror
“ Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation ”
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
where is Kasia right now?